ʷᵉ ᶰᵉᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵒ ˢᵐᵃᶫᶫᵉʳ
*seductively shoves hand into chip bag*
sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]
SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]
more than i bargained for
"lets hope so cos everyone i’ve met so far is a bunch of cunts"
Well now I can correctly moonwalk away from uncomfortable situations
Because everyone deserves to know how to do a mean moonwalk.
Even though technically it’s a back-slide…a moon-walk is where you slide in a circle.
Eris is my kind of lady.