Blues clues was the most progressive show I watched as a kid blue was a girl and magenta was a boy they threw all heteronormative gender traits out the window
Not to mention salt and pepper were clearly an interracial couple.
Shooting stars all over Britain? Owls flying by daylight? Mysterious people in cloaks all over the place? And a whisper, a whisper about the Potters…
*puts snapchat text over area of insecurity*
i wanna go for walks in the middle of the night but i also dont want to die ya feel
just girly things
mom can you give me $1000000 please it’s for school
sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]
SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]
more than i bargained for
Am I too late with this?
I mean, the evidence speaks for itself.
this is how I’ll ask someone out
people who buy pitchforks:
- 30% of everyone in a mob
cant forget giants who eat giant salads
there’s a copy of the declaration of independence on the bulletin board in my western civ class
today while my teacher was out of the room i stole it and put this up in its place
my teacher laughed and asked who took it but nobody told on me so i got away with it
i did it i stole the declaration of independence
nic cage is proud
Hannah Montana was created just so this line could be used.
2014 was one of those years that started out like “THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT!!!” and its halfway through and we have a war going on, a deadly disease has been spread, countless shootings have happened, racism is alive, more people have been leaving living things inside of hot cars, and robin williams is fucking dead
dont u hate it when u have a romantic dream about someone who u never thought about in a romantic way and then u wake up and have some weird crush on them like wtf subconscious why u gotta do this to me
forget romantic dreams sometimes your brain decides to be a total asshole and go straight on to FUCKING even if you’ve nEVER thought of them that way
I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power